Welcome to Kick Your Face.org

We are a couple of crazy kids just ranting on about when people's faces need to be kicked. Nothing said here can be taken seriously, even though we mean everything we say!

We are not out to offend anyone, and if you are offenden well, that makes you an applicant for some serious face kicking.

No animals, Arabs, blacks, Asians, gays, heterosexuals and metrosexuals were harmed during the making of this site. However we cannot guarantee that there was no harm done to Caucasian males.